Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)文本歌词

Welcome to the Internet (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

TME享有本翻译作品的著作权

Lyrics by：Bo Burnham

Composed by：Bo Burnham

Welcome to the internet

欢迎来到网络世界

Have a look around

随便浏览一下吧

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

但凡你能想到的 在网上都能找得到

We've got mountains of content

网上有海量的内容

Some better some worse

有正面的 也有负面的

If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first

如果网上没你感兴趣的东西 那你还真是头一个

Welcome to the internet

欢迎来到网络世界

Come and take a seat

来吧 请坐

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet

你想看新闻 还是女星的玉足

There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha

不必惶恐 这不是什么考验

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

示意一下你同意与否 剩下的交给我们就好

Welcome to the internet

欢迎来到网络世界

What would you prefer

你会如何选择

Would you like to fight for

你是愿意为民权而战

Civil rights or tweet a racial slur

还是发种族歧视的推文

Be happy be horny be bursting with rage

是满心喜悦 欲火中烧 还是愤怒爆棚

We've got a million different ways to engage

我们有无数种方式让你融入网络世界中

Welcome to the internet put your cares aside

欢迎来到网络世界 抛开忧虑

Here's a tip for straining pasta

我看到捞意大利面的小窍门儿

Here's a nine year old who died

又看到一则九岁孩子不幸丧命的新闻

We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports

网上有经典电影 有医生科普 有精彩绝伦的体育赛事

And a bunch of colored pencil

还有用彩铅绘制的

Drawings of all the different characters in

《哈利波特》里的角色之间

Harry Potter f**king each other

亲热的画面

Welcome to the internet

欢迎来到网络世界

Hold on to your socks

你要做好心理准备

'Cause a random guy just

因为会有陌生人

Kindly sent you photos of his c**k

给你发来不雅照片

They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more

照片模糊又恶心 可他却接连发了好多张

Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e

别故作惊讶 你知道自己喜欢得不得了

See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink

在网上你会看到血腥画面 产生心理阴影 然后只能找心理医生开导

Show us pictures of your

你在网上发孩子的照片

Children tell us every thought you think

还毫不避讳地坦白自己所有的想法

Start a rumor buy a broom or

还有人在网上散布谣言 网购扫把

Send a death threat to a boomer

给老年人发死亡威胁

Or D M a girl and groom her

私信诱骗女孩

Do a zoom or find a tumor in your

开视频会议 甚至在网上确诊肿瘤

Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom

网上有健康早餐的建议 也有杀害母亲的不良诱导

Here's why women never

网上还能解答你

F**k you here's how you can build a bomb

为何有些女性不愿进行亲密行为 甚至连制作炸弹的教程都有

Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz

刚想测测自己跟《恐龙战队》里哪个角色适配度最高

Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

就看到奥巴马派遣移民为儿童接种疫苗的新闻

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

网络世界能否时刻抓住你的胃口

A little bit of everything all of the time

每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

Anything and everything all of the time

在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

网络世界能否时刻抓住你的胃口

A little bit of everything all of the time

每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

Anything and everything all of the time

在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

You know it wasn't always like this

你知道 并非有史以来就是这样

Not very long ago just before your time

早些年 在你还没降生的时候

Right before the towers fell circa '99

就在世贸大楼被袭击倒塌前 就是1999年的时候

This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two

那时候只有电子目录 旅游博客和网上聊天室

We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you

我们立好志向 彻夜等你到来

You insatiable you

而你是个贪得无厌的人

Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two

妈妈给你玩儿平板电脑时 你差不多才两岁

And it did all the things we designed it to do

毕竟设计之初的功能它都已经具备

Now look at you oh look at you

看看现在的你

You you unstoppable watchable

已经沉迷网络无法自拔了

Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew

你大势已至 你已表露决心 亲爱的 你怎么成长得这么快

And if we stick together who knows what we'll do

我们要是在一起 谁知道我们会做些什么

It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

让你主宰世界一直都是我的心愿

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

在网络世界 我能否时刻抓住你的胃口

A bit of everything all of the time

每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

Anything and everything all of the time

冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

A little bit of everything all of the time

每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

Anything and everything and anything and everything

在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

And anything and everything and

在网上 你随时随地

All of the time

能找到任何消息

Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)LRC歌词

[00:00.00]Welcome to the Internet (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

[00:00.00]TME享有本翻译作品的著作权

[00:00.00]Lyrics by：Bo Burnham

[00:00.00]

[00:00.00]Composed by：Bo Burnham

[00:00.00]

[00:00.00]Welcome to the internet

[00:02.00]欢迎来到网络世界

[00:02.00]Have a look around

[00:04.00]随便浏览一下吧

[00:04.00]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

[00:07.00]但凡你能想到的 在网上都能找得到

[00:07.00]We've got mountains of content

[00:09.00]网上有海量的内容

[00:09.00]Some better some worse

[00:11.00]有正面的 也有负面的

[00:11.00]If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first

[00:15.00]如果网上没你感兴趣的东西 那你还真是头一个

[00:15.00]Welcome to the internet

[00:17.00]欢迎来到网络世界

[00:17.00]Come and take a seat

[00:19.00]来吧 请坐

[00:19.00]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet

[00:23.00]你想看新闻 还是女星的玉足

[00:23.00]There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha

[00:27.00]不必惶恐 这不是什么考验

[00:27.00]Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

[00:30.00]示意一下你同意与否 剩下的交给我们就好

[00:30.00]Welcome to the internet

[00:32.00]欢迎来到网络世界

[00:32.00]What would you prefer

[00:34.00]你会如何选择

[00:34.00]Would you like to fight for

[00:35.00]你是愿意为民权而战

[00:35.00]Civil rights or tweet a racial slur

[00:38.00]还是发种族歧视的推文

[00:38.00]Be happy be horny be bursting with rage

[00:42.00]是满心喜悦 欲火中烧 还是愤怒爆棚

[00:42.00]We've got a million different ways to engage

[00:46.00]我们有无数种方式让你融入网络世界中

[00:46.00]Welcome to the internet put your cares aside

[00:49.00]欢迎来到网络世界 抛开忧虑

[00:49.00]Here's a tip for straining pasta

[00:51.00]我看到捞意大利面的小窍门儿

[00:51.00]Here's a nine year old who died

[00:53.00]又看到一则九岁孩子不幸丧命的新闻

[00:53.00]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports

[00:57.00]网上有经典电影 有医生科普 有精彩绝伦的体育赛事

[00:57.00]And a bunch of colored pencil

[00:58.00]还有用彩铅绘制的

[00:58.00]Drawings of all the different characters in

[01:00.00]《哈利波特》里的角色之间

[01:00.00]Harry Potter f**king each other

[01:01.00]亲热的画面

[01:01.00]Welcome to the internet

[01:02.00]欢迎来到网络世界

[01:02.00]Hold on to your socks

[01:03.00]你要做好心理准备

[01:03.00]'Cause a random guy just

[01:05.00]因为会有陌生人

[01:05.00]Kindly sent you photos of his c**k

[01:07.00]给你发来不雅照片

[01:07.00]They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more

[01:10.00]照片模糊又恶心 可他却接连发了好多张

[01:10.00]Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e

[01:13.00]别故作惊讶 你知道自己喜欢得不得了

[01:13.00]See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink

[01:16.00]在网上你会看到血腥画面 产生心理阴影 然后只能找心理医生开导

[01:16.00]Show us pictures of your

[01:17.00]你在网上发孩子的照片

[01:17.00]Children tell us every thought you think

[01:19.00]还毫不避讳地坦白自己所有的想法

[01:19.00]Start a rumor buy a broom or

[01:20.00]还有人在网上散布谣言 网购扫把

[01:20.00]Send a death threat to a boomer

[01:21.00]给老年人发死亡威胁

[01:21.00]Or D M a girl and groom her

[01:23.00]私信诱骗女孩

[01:23.00]Do a zoom or find a tumor in your

[01:25.00]开视频会议 甚至在网上确诊肿瘤

[01:25.00]Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom

[01:27.00]网上有健康早餐的建议 也有杀害母亲的不良诱导

[01:27.00]Here's why women never

[01:28.00]网上还能解答你

[01:28.00]F**k you here's how you can build a bomb

[01:30.00]为何有些女性不愿进行亲密行为 甚至连制作炸弹的教程都有

[01:30.00]Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz

[01:33.00]刚想测测自己跟《恐龙战队》里哪个角色适配度最高

[01:33.00]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

[01:38.00]就看到奥巴马派遣移民为儿童接种疫苗的新闻

[01:38.00]Could I interest you in everything all of the time

[01:41.00]网络世界能否时刻抓住你的胃口

[01:41.00]A little bit of everything all of the time

[01:44.00]每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

[01:44.00]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

[01:47.00]冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

[01:47.00]Anything and everything all of the time

[01:49.00]在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

[01:49.00]Could I interest you in everything all of the time

[01:52.00]网络世界能否时刻抓住你的胃口

[01:52.00]A little bit of everything all of the time

[01:55.00]每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

[01:55.00]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

[01:58.00]冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

[01:58.00]Anything and everything all of the time

[02:11.00]在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

[02:11.00]You know it wasn't always like this

[02:18.00]你知道 并非有史以来就是这样

[02:18.00]Not very long ago just before your time

[02:26.00]早些年 在你还没降生的时候

[02:26.00]Right before the towers fell circa '99

[02:32.00]就在世贸大楼被袭击倒塌前 就是1999年的时候

[02:32.00]This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two

[02:40.00]那时候只有电子目录 旅游博客和网上聊天室

[02:40.00]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you

[02:50.00]我们立好志向 彻夜等你到来

[02:50.00]You insatiable you

[02:55.00]而你是个贪得无厌的人

[02:55.00]Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two

[03:03.00]妈妈给你玩儿平板电脑时 你差不多才两岁

[03:03.00]And it did all the things we designed it to do

[03:11.00]毕竟设计之初的功能它都已经具备

[03:11.00]Now look at you oh look at you

[03:17.00]看看现在的你

[03:17.00]You you unstoppable watchable

[03:26.00]已经沉迷网络无法自拔了

[03:26.00]Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew

[03:33.00]你大势已至 你已表露决心 亲爱的 你怎么成长得这么快

[03:33.00]And if we stick together who knows what we'll do

[03:41.00]我们要是在一起 谁知道我们会做些什么

[03:41.00]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

[03:51.00]让你主宰世界一直都是我的心愿

[03:51.00]Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[03:53.00]

[03:53.00]Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[03:55.00]

[03:55.00]Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[03:57.00]

[03:57.00]Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[04:00.00]

[04:00.00]Could I interest you in everything all of the time

[04:06.00]在网络世界 我能否时刻抓住你的胃口

[04:06.00]A bit of everything all of the time

[04:11.00]每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

[04:11.00]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

[04:16.00]冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

[04:16.00]Anything and everything all of the time

[04:20.00]冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

[04:20.00]Could I interest you in everything all of the time

[04:23.00]在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

[04:23.00]A little bit of everything all of the time

[04:26.00]每时每刻 都有能吸引你的内容

[04:26.00]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

[04:29.00]冷漠是悲剧 无聊是罪过

[04:29.00]Anything and everything and anything and everything

[04:31.00]在网上 你随时随地能找到任何消息

[04:31.00]And anything and everything and

[04:33.00]在网上 你随时随地

[04:33.00]All of the time

[04:38.00]能找到任何消息